But... but... I thought winning internet-wide contests was just something that happened to other people!
A couple months back, Greater than Games held a contest to see who could design the best villain. The winning submission would be included in the next expansion to their superhero-themed card game, Sentinels of the Multiverse. I figured, Hey, I've got nothing to lose, it relates to game design—my major— and, if on the off chance I do win, I'll be able to say on my resume that I contributed to an actual award-winning game! Plus, if I don't enter, I might spend the rest of my life wondering what would've happened if I had. Not that I'm actu